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Are you seeing this on your Friend’s Feeds

November 15, 2007 In Facebook Iz

Please read this if you are seeing this post on your friend’s feeds on Facebook.

You’re seeing this because your friend is helping out with spreading the word about the Anarchy Xmas Project. The Anarchy Xmas project started on Facebook about a year a go. Lot’s of musicians on Facebook got together over the summer, wrote a Christmas song and recorded it in a studio. The song is to be released this Christmas on itunes and is to challenge Xfactor and other major releases. All proceedings go to:

  • Cancer Research UK
  • Oxfam
  • Shelter
  • NSPCC
  • Friends of the Earth

The idea is to make a difference this Christmas by raising a lot of money for charity and showing the world that today anyone can make a song and enter the charts. There is no need for the mass produced rubbish.

So if you think this is a cool project, join your friend and help spreading the word. The first thing to do is to import this feed into your Facebook profile so that you can automatically update all your friends with the latest project news without doing anything yourself! This is how to do it…

On your profile:

1. on the left hand side you should see a button called Notes. if not, click on “more” and you’ll should see it. if you can’t see it at all, you’ll have to add the Notes application in the applications section of Facebook.

2. in the notes section, navigate to the right hand side of the screen. under the “Notes Settings” section, there is a link called “import a blog”. click on it.

3. There’s a small text box next to “Web url”. Paste this in it:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/anarchyxmas

in the text box.

4. tick the small box underneath and click on “start importing”

5. after clicking on “start importing”, on the next page click “confirm import” on the right hand side of the page.

That’s it!

Now if you want to offer your valuable services, here’s a few tips!

  • If you want to be a rep or your area or university, leave a message on the Facebook group.
  • We will make a ringtone available for download. Download it and send it to all your friends.
  • On December the 1st, change you profile photo / band photo to the Anarchy Xmas single cover logo, which will be available when the song comes out.
  • Keep spreading the love and keep talking to everyone you know about the project.
  • And spare 79p for charity by downloading the song when it comes out!

Thank so much, and lots of love…

Another Important Day - Radiohead In Rainbows

October 1, 2007 Rants Iz

The music related blogosphere is going mental cuz of the news (or lack of certainty) about Radiohead’s new album.

Radiohead In Rainbows

Anyway, it’s real… Go to Radiohead.com 10 days left and you’ll be able to download the album at any price you want from their website.

After years and years of bloggers, music industry agents-of-change and many  music activists questioning the stupid-ness of the major labels…  Why is music so expensive to download? 79p for something that costs nothing to duplicate? Why not introduce variable costing?  Why can’t you buy one track and get the other for free? Why can’t musicians choose how much they want to sell their mp3’s?

Major record companies used to own distribution.  They still own physical distribution (CD’s), but they are no longer the middle man between you (the artist) and you fans.  Your fans are right in front of you: on Myspace.  Your true fans are right in front of you when you play.

So why is it that kids still dream of getting that record deal?  A major record deal is more of a burden. We need to change our mentality when it comes to the industry.  There’s no “inside” anymore.

Radiohead are NO pioneers in selling their album on their website without a record deal.  Thousands of indie artists do it.  It’s a good thing that big buzz amplifiers like Radiohead are doing it their own way.  It increases awareness.  I’ve always predicted that they won’t sign with a label after their EMI 5 (or so) album deal.

And the majors are fucked!  Another dip in their downhill path.

So you can actually pay 1p for the album… + the credit card charge.  My guess is that everyone will want to hear it before buying the physical record / artwork for £40.

This must mean they are fairly certain there’s good music in their album.  people are going to believe in it.  They will want to buy the Vinyl and the artwork.

This brings me to my next point… There is hype.  There is buzz.  The news is like a virus travelling between core fans, and catching onto the casual fans…

…But fan buzz is not only about the way Radiohead are doing things their own way.  There has always been a lot of hype every-time Radiohead released an album.  It’s because people don’t know what to expect from the album.  These guys spend years making music before releasing it.  Quality comes out of this.  They are true legends.  There is nothing “sellout” about them.  Quality counts.

Is it going to be heavy on synths?  is going to be pure and dirty.  No one knows.  These guys are always surprising us… they’re innovators.  By the sound of things and with their confidence in marketing their album, it could be a classic.

So today could be a spike in the curve of change.  Can we succeed with our Christmas project and make produce another spike?

Major labels, industry big dogs are seeing these things.  They will eventually wake up and give musicians better deals.  The CD is slowly dying and so is the labels’ distribution powers.

It’s days like these that accelerate things.

So help us make a statement this Christmas, because by doing so - dear independent musicians - we will be helping you in return.

We Finally Recorded the Christmas Song!

September 10, 2007 Uncategorized Iz

It’s been a lot of hardwork.  We all met each other for the first time on Saturday, got on really well and got on with the recording.  This is what I wrote to everyone in the Artist group today:

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“Hey troopers,

We all deserve a pat on the back for all the hard work we put in: basically arranging and recording the song in 2 days!  It is going to sound great and we all should be proud.  It’s been a great weekend and a pleasure to meet you and be your host!

I hope everyone got back home safely.  Tim, I hope you’ve regained your energy dude: driving for 10 hours and drumming is hard work: the drums sound great.

Alison, I hope it wasn’t too much of a hassle to carry the harp on the tube on your way back: thank you so much and what a great voice!

Cheryl and Nick, great job on the horns we managed to get a great recording, they’re gonna sound sweet.

Cheryl, I hope the journey back to Scotland wasn’t too bad.

Nick, many thanks for picking people up from the station and dropping them off, really appreciate it; and thanks for the snacks too.

Tom L, thanks for keeping everyone hydrated in the sauna like conditions we encountered whilst recording: learning and recording the mandolin in 2 days is pretty impressive, and that electric guitar sounds epic.

Tom R, thanks for writing the song! for all the creativity and for lifting the mood up with all the humor.

Shaz, thanks for explaining the whole song to Veronica who was somewhat overwhelmed by this whole experience, for helping everyone decide on the best arrangement, and for playing the acoustic on the track (and thanks for the demo too).

Joe, thanks for writing such a catchy bass line and hope traveling up to Lincoln, across to Sheffield, recording bass and back to Lincoln again wasn’t to tiring.

And many thanks to Michael for engineering the sessions as well as contributing with his musical input, and good luck with the mixing and mastering (I know that the hard bit is yet to come).

Many thanks to Dave for documenting the weekend with his camera, can’t wait to see the photos.

Many thanks to Pete who filmed the session and for helping with the recording, good quality youtube videos are going to come out of it.

Wasn’t Veronica a legend for helping us out at such late notice?!  Thank you so much Veronica.

Tom, Mike and I were the last to leave the studio, and we were glad that it all went well…. we basically agreed that the easy bit of the project was now over and the hard bit was yet to come.  But with everyone’s input (even the guys who couldn’t make it), I’m sure we can do it.

Catch u soon :)”

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Charity Nomination Results

September 5, 2007 Uncategorized Iz

Everything to do with the Christmas song is based on votes. Smells Like Christmas Time was chosen as the song to be released because it received the majority of votes.

The second set of nominations was for the charities to which the song will contribute. The Facebook group members had the chance to nominate the charity(ies) of their choice during the summer. The deadline for nomination was the 1st of September.

I’ve now counted the nominations. So here are the charities to which the downloads from Smells Like Christmas Time will contribute:

Child Related Charity: NSPCC
Disability / Medical Charity: Cancer Research UK
Environmental Charity: Friends of the Earth
Welfare Charity: Shelter
International Charity: Oxfam

Now it’s time to contact these charities and to sort out how the money will reach them. I hope I can make the process as smooth as possible, but that will depends on whether Itunes will want to give us a helping hand.

Wish me luck and keep spreading the word!

Iz

Will the Video do it?

August 19, 2007 Uncategorized Iz

We’re trying to figure out what the Smells Like Christmas Time video should be about. I personally think the video is as important (if not more) that the actual song. It has to have a viral effect. When someone watches it, they must feel like passing it on. It must be Diggable and worthy or the Youtube homepage.

I know that it is difficult to plan for these things and there isn’t a single formula for an infectious video, but I hope we’ll get the inspiration.

Iz El-Bahnasy

Remember this one…

Progress

August 15, 2007 Random Iz

We found a room!

A room for recording the track.  It is nearly impossible getting something for free from people you don’t previously know, and difficult to pick a bargain.  I managed to pick a bargain.  A live recording room for £50 a day. Not bad :)

Where we are now

The Christmas Charity project started back in January.  So far we have:

This is the so called dormant period.  Nothing has risen to the surface yet, but there’s a lot of work going on under.  We have set a date for recording the final version: the 7th of September.

Currently we are facing the problem of finding a “”dry room” suitable for recording.  I’m currentl looking  for a room in Sheffield, whilst others are looking for rooms else where.  I hope it won’t be too difficult.

50 Cent Threat!

August 12, 2007 Uncategorized Iz

This was on the BBC last night… apparently 50 Cent is releasing his new album the same day Kanye West is releasing his. 50 Cent has THREATENED to stop releasing anymore material if his album doesn’t outsell Kanye’s.

Oh Crap.

I’ll leave you with this video of 50 performing to an unhappy crowd at Reading Festival, 2004.

We are Relatively Small. Is this why our music is big?

August 10, 2007 Marketing and Promotion Rants Iz

The total area of the UK is about 245,000 square kilometres. The total area of Australia isUK 7.7 million square kilometers. The total area of the US of A is 9.6 million square kilometers. The population of the UK is about 61 million. The population of Australia is about 21 million. The population of USA is 302 million.

I know that when I say: there’s about 250 people per square kilometer in the UK, 3 people per square kilometer in Australia and 31 people per square kilometer in the USA; it is miles away from the truth, but it gives us a good idea.

Sometimes good music doesn’t go anywhere in the US. The Killers only became known when they moved to the UK, Hendrix found success in the UK.

Most great bands are English (Zeppelin, Beatles, Pink Floyd). Kids still listen to them.

This has nothing to do with the number of records sold, or revenue generated; it is to do with the culture that emerged around these acts. These acts started from the bottom, performing in pubs and clubs, constantly improving their style and pushing the boundaries. They gave us good music, music that changed things.

If you’re touched by something, affected by it, influenced by it, you will pass it on. We don’t need to broadcast things that have a great impact. They slowly travel between us anyway. They say obesity is contagious… surely good music is contagious. Surely.

Stuff that is broadcast directly to the masses loose their ability to last.

I believe it is easIER to infect people in the UK with a good idea. If your band has created something different, worth a remark, it spreads easier in the UK than it would in, say Australia.

Australia is sparsely populated. If your band is based in a small city in Australia, how many followers are you going to generate? Will you achieve a critical mass to generate a buzz. Out of the people who live locally, how many are actually into your music? Are your actual fans a thousand miles down the road? The only way you can achieve any worthwhile success is to look for any opportunity to appear on national TV, national Radio, etc.

But the mass media doesn’t like showcasing new ideas. The broadcast schedule is limited and expensive. Only the low risk, the tried-and-tested crap will appear. So what can the innovative artist do? I absolutely loved it in Australia when I went, but the only thing that annoyed me was the music on the radio and TV. I am pretty sure, though, that there are many good artists in Oz, they struggle.

I’d like to think that we, the Brits, will always provide the western world with new innovative music. It is because we are small in size, but dense. It doesn’t take long for good ideas to spread between us and onto the rest of the world.

The only drawback, of course, is the housing problem…

Iz El-Bahnasy

“Who the Fuck are Arctic Monkeys?” - and why they’re one of the few bands who “get it”.

Who the fuck are Arctic Monkeys Only a few months after releasing their debut album, and as the hype was calming, they released an EP: Who the Fuck are Arctic Monkeys. It was an intermediate release between their 1st and 2nd album. These are the lyrics of the last track on the EP ( You don’t have to read the lyrics… read on if you like):

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Who the Fuck are Arctic Monkeys

We all want someone to shout for
Yeah, everyone wants somebody to adore
But your heroes aren’t what they seem
When you’ve been where we’ve been

Have I done something to trigger
The funny looks and the sniggers?
Are they there at all, or is it just paranoia?

Everybody’s got their box
Doing what they’re told
You pushed my faith near being lost
But we’ll stick to the guns
Don’t care if it’s marketing suicidal
Won’t crack or compromise
Your do-rights or individes
Will never unhinge us

And there’s a couple of hundred
Think they’re Christopher Columbus
But the settlers had already settled
Yeah, long before ya

Just cos we’re having a say-so
Not lining up to be playdoh
Oh, in five years time, will it be
“Who the fuck’s Arctic Monkeys?”

‘Cause everybody’s got their box
Doing what they’re told
You pushed my faith near being lost
But we’ll stick to the guns
Don’t care if it’s marketing suicidal
Won’t crack or compromise
Your do-rights or individes
Will never unhinge us

(La la la la la, la la)
(La la la la la, la la)
(La la la la la, la la)

All the thoughts that I just said
Will linger round and multiply in their head
Not that mad to start with
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed

It’s not you it’s them that are wrong
Tell ‘em to take out their tongues
Tell ‘em to take out their tongues…

It’s not you it’s them that are wrong
Tell ‘em to take out their tongues
Tell ‘em to take out their tongues
And bring on the backlash!

It’s not you it’s them that are wrong
Tell him to take out his tongue
Tell him to take out his tongue
It’s not you it’s them that’s the fake
I won’t mess with your escape
Is this really your escape?

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When they released this EP, they were heading towards a time where normally the hype surrounding sudden success stories would settle, setting the stage for the next big band. The way the story goes these days is that hyped up bands break though with their first album, tour the world, work on their second album, do a few DJ sets here and there, make a few sales on their second album and slowly fade away.

It seems like Who the Fuck are Arctic Monkeys was really for the core Monkeys fans: They were showing contempt for the casual main stream listeners and for the way things go in the, destined to fail, old music industry way of doing things. The song wasn’t going to hurt their mainstream popularity… cuz the screaming girl, who has just won a Radio one ticket to see them, won’t know of the record anyway (it hardly got any airplay cuz it was over 5 minutes long - was that deliberate BTW?).

The band were touring America when the EP was released. It didn’t seem like they wanted to tour the states, they didn’t want to be another typical Brit band tying to “crack” the large American market, appealing to American kids who think they’ve found something new from watching Saturday Night Live:

” And there’s a couple of hundred
Think they’re Christopher Columbus
But the settlers had already settled
Yeah, long before ya”

They didn’t want to alienate their core fans; the main culture around the act. They wanted to stop selling.

The record’s main message was that they want to keep writing music, discovering new styles and keeping the creative wheel spinning, and not worrying about the record label wanting maximum short term return on investment by whoring their creditability and reducing their shelf life. They don’t want to write deliberate hit attempts aimed at Radio 1 listeners, even if by not doing so they are committing what they refer to as “marketing suicidal” (i.e. refusing a lucrative marketing opportunity).

But “sticking to the guns”, is NOT “marketing suicidal”: quite the opposite really. Also, I don’t think there will be much of a major “backlash”… they probably know that.

The Arctic Monkeys are the only new band I know of who have executed the perfect marketing strategy in this new era. I don’t care if it was planned intentionally or whether it just happened, but it seems that everything that has happened to them follows the advice of top “new marketing” experts. I am going to demonstrate this as follows:

Oh BTW, this whole thing about Myspace making them big in no time is a whole load of crap. It had nothing to do with that at all.

 

 

 

 

 

#1 Let’s Start with the Product - The Music

They put together a new cocktail of music styles. That is how new styles come out: a mixer of two or more styles. They combined an indie sound, dance like grooves, and hip hop rhymes. They pretty much took the best out of each style. Kids love the indie sound but a lot of indie lyrics are a bit crap or don’t mean anything. Kids love dance grooves - dance makes you dance, but most dance tracks these days comprise of one or two sentences (”call on me, Valarie “), you cant sing a dance song without sounding like an idiot. The best thing about hip-hop is the rhymes - I find it difficult to listen to a whole Hip-Hop album without looking up the lyrics and enjoying all the phrase spins, and all that.

Take the best of three worlds and put them together, you’ve got Arctic Monkeys.

Seth Godin is one of the well known modern marketing thinkers out there. He would call Arctic Monkeys’ music a: Purple Cow. Basically, cows are boring, but if you drive past a purple cow you would stop and have a look, cuz it’d be remarkably different.

I am sure that the Monkeys weren’t the only ones to come up with this fresh style. But if they were one of many similar artists, I wouldn’t be surprised if the others did have right product but blew it with the way marketed it (or the way they were told to market it)

#2 Marketing the idea like a common cold outbreak

Viral marketing (or word of mouth) has always existed. A lot of folks are raving about it because of the internet. All the internet does is that it accelerates the effect of word of mouth: things spread more effectively on the net. Things spread in more than one direction at the same time…

…But you’ve got to have the virus first before it all happens. A lot of bands try to force spreading the word, but it never spreads cuz there’s nothing to spread. In the case of the Monkeys they had something pretty infectious; a fresh idea.

The Idea Virus is a concept by Seth Godin: Create a remarkable product, find your virus spreaders - the sneezers (the hip people looking for new alternative things who are always talking about it), concentrate on a small demographic that you think you can dominate, give the sneezers the virus for free, move away from it all and just concentrate on your product.

The Monkeys found their sneezers, they gigged in the right places (a lot), they concentrated on a small demographic (unlike bands who gig everywhere they can without building any sort of traction in one place), they gave out their music for free on CD (only to those who came to their gigs, not on Myspace, i.e. they gave their CD’s only to their sneezers), and they continued gigging and making new material.

People were talking about the Arctic Monkeys, Sheffield was saturated with the hype. Gigs were sold out. I heard about them through a conversation with a mate. His story was that he managed to make a tidy profit out of selling tickets for a sold out gig on eBay. Stories like these were everywhere. There was a time where office workers used ask one another questions like:

” have you heard of those Arctic Monkeys, are they any good?”. And they wouldn’t have heard a single track.

Phrases like:

“bloody Arctic Monkeys!” were recited everywhere. Even the oldies heard about them.

The core fans liked the music, and trend followers liked stories.

The whole “Myspace” thing had hardly anything to do with it. Their Myspace profile wasn’t even created by them. It was created by a fan. Myspace was only a place for people to listen to their songs. The hype was there before, the foundation were laid already. If it wasn’t Myspace in 2004, it would have been Napster in 2000.

If Sheffield was a balloon, and the Arctic Monkeys were the air in the balloon; the air reached a critical volume after which it exploded. Suddenly they were known everywhere in such a short time. The magazine writers wrote and the DJ’s spoke. The trend was everywhere. Many bands fall into the mistake of blowing air into 1000 balloons at the same time: Nothing happens.

They got a million pound record deal, with which they released an album, and hardly spent anything on publicity, I’m guessing. Talent TV show winners get million pound deals too; as far as I know they hardly get anything out of it.

#3 Feeding the Core

They keep fueling the rocket that launched them in the first place, their “escape” - as in the above song. That EP was for the band’s true fans and not the trend followers. The release of the EP was very low key.

They sometimes play randomly in Sheffield, without any prior notice. They performed on new years eve in a bar in Sheffield. They showcased their new album by doing a surprise gig at the Leadmill, Sheffield, that no one was supposed to know about. Funny that cuz everyone knew about it. It was a classical example of the “don’t tell anyone” phrase being passed around. Suddenly, everyone had a story tell and everyone knew about their new album before any of the new tracks hit the airwaves.

Some big artists pull publicity stunts (that you hear about in the mass media) before releasing something: drug related normally. George Michael, Keane, Britney Spears, etc. I am not saying that they are all intentional incidents, but they do happen at the right time. This is whereas the Monkeys make an appearance in The Harley pub in Sheffield, where all the cool 20-something students and young professionals go on a Friday night… or in Tesco on West Street, etc. The funny thing is that hardly anyone bothers them, and you don’t see any photographers around. It’s all cool and people get used to it.

They certainly keep their original fans sweet. Make’em feel a little special. The result? A refueling of the word of mouth mechanism.

I don’t think they have shifted as many albums as, say, James Blunt has. Their first album wasn’t a big seller in America. Their second album was number one here for a few weeks, but isn’t shifting that many copies overall. But the question is, did they spend much money at all? I think they have achieved what is much more important than short term album sales: They got big without selling out. This ensures a long “career” for them. They have credibility and they can keep going.

You didn’t see them on Top of the Pops, they don’t go to the Brits, you certainly don’t see an advert on ITV (with Zane Lowe or Jo Whiley’s voice over) advertising their album.

There IS such thing as bad publicity.

So… I find it difficult not to believe that the above series of strategies all just happen to them, and that luck was on their side.

I remember once watching Sheffield’s regional news back in 2005 the day they were doing a small gig in South Yorkshire. The news presenter was saying that the band’s “father” said they will not be doing anymore show interviews. This came after their interview with Channel 4’s Pop World, when Simon Amstell was taking the piss (as he normally does). The impression people got was that they wanted to move away from the media and that they are a little inexperienced and “shy” when it came to interviews. Everyone knows that Simon Amstell tries to take the piss all the time, and maybe this was a perfect opportunity for them to justify their refusal of appearing on anymore main-steam media interviews. This is where, really, refusing to take part in mass media interviews is hardly “marketing suicidal”, it is marketing genius. And who’s the so called band’s father?

Maybe you’re thinking: “If the marketing strategy executed by the Arctic Monkeys is crystal clear and makes sense, then why is it that other indie bands can’t achieve the same level of traction by doing the same thing?”

The answer to that, I believe, is that every element of the above strategy has to be satisfied. Otherwise the whole thing fails. Musicians come up with fresh material all the time, but they do not know how to market. Some bands try and achieve viral marketing when they have no substance. Some bands fall into the trap of signing to the first deal they get from the majors before creating any sort of good following, not knowing that by doing that, they’re killing them self.

The way it goes these days (and it all depends on your style of music and target audience) is that you either:

Open your self up to the mass media, clutching onto every chance you can get to boost your album sales. By doing so, you would have to have a high enough budget behind you (million pound deal is not enough) and constantly change your style, becoming a trend follower (Madonna, Justin Timberlake, etc).

If you become a hyped up band on a million pound deal, surrender your self to the media, and expect to last long, you’re probably kidding your self.

Or you keep coming back to your core fans, do not seek any publicity generated by mass exposure. Only seek organic publicity generated by your core fans and never alienate them. Then work hard, really hard… create a constant stream of new records. Show people that you’re not about making big hits, you’re just about making music.

Back to the above lyrics. “All the thoughts that I just said, will linger round and multiply in their heads”, refers to all the speculations generated and the whole “they got big cuz of Myspace” thing. I would like to think that my above analysis has logic, and not just a series of meaningless statements.

Here are products that have a lot of common with the Arctic Monkeys:

Iz El-Bahnasy